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If you could open any sort of restaurant, what would it be like?

Everyone already has so many good answers for this question.  I feel like all my good ideas have already been taken so.. I'm going to go with my bad ideas.

Picture this:  Dimly lit ambiance cast off brightly contrasting, colored furniture.  I'm thinking modern design, plastic construction.  The swarm of colors involved would be dizzying.  I want it to be a place where people can feel like they can have an open conversation while simultaneously feeling like they need to talk no louder than a whisper.

The wait staff will be costumed but given to no absolute theme.  Perhaps I will let them choose and award bonuses for the most creative costume (or the best pirate).  They will be expected to embody the role implied by their costume at all times; in discussions with customers, other wait staff and myself the owner manager.  If they happen to speak a different (alien, ancient fantasy, etc) language, they will be expected to not once, for any reason deviate from their chosen vernacular.

The food would be French, very well prepared and extremely expensive.  I'm not a fan of French food.  This will keep me from scrubbing my own profits and gaining 200 pounds.

There will be a dance floor but no music.

Children under the age of 10 will eat free after 10pm on week nights during the Fall and Spring only.

I'm still working on this.. let me know your ideas.